2026 Wild Card Game 4: 49ers at Eagles

PSBC #7, in honor of the NFC #6 seed San Francisco 49ers: Not that there aren’t a zillion options, in terms of so many good players and plenty of pun-friendly names, but this year it feels like I need to dust off the Shannahattan. It’s been a candidate before but feels like the obvious choice to honor Kyle Shannahan’s stellar coaching job through all those injuries this season.

PSBC #8, in honor of the NFC #3 seed Philadelphia Eagles: there are a few evergreen options out there, like the Fly Eagles Fly or anything lifted from the lyrics of “Motownphilly” (the Little East Coast Swing? The Kickin’ It Just for You?) BUT I have also been wanting to do a Saquon Barkley cocktail, and this year I have it: the Je Ne Saquon.