2026 Wild Card Game 3: Bills at Jaguars

PSBC #5, in honor of the AFC #6 seed Buffalo Bills: We’re getting to the point where Buffalo is here so often and keeps not making it through that there’s a whole backlog of great options that I haven’t been able to use yet: the Mr. Brightside, the Table Smash, the Allen Wrench. Any of those would make me proud. BUT having grown up in the region during that era when the Bills went to four Super Bowls in a row and lost ALL of them, and knowing it’s the last year in the current stadium, I kinda want to go with something nostalgic, so I give you: the Ralph (as in Ralph Wilson, former stadium namesake.)

PSBC #6, in honor of the AFC #3 seed Jacksonville Jaguars: I will freely admit that the Jaguars are a weak spot for me, so I’d welcome any better suggestions, but the best I’ve got so far is the DUUUUUVAL or the Prince Who Was Promised (which apparently is how some refer to Trevor Lawrence–and this does seem perhaps the year to lean into that vibe.)